If you’re new to the bator community, there will no doubt be some unfamiliar terms that pop up while you’re making all your new penis friends. But never fear: We are here to make sure you don’t have to interrupt the up-and-down to educate yourself.
I started off with Edging and Cum Denial which you can read here. Today we’re going to talk about some basic bator favorites: Albolene and Poppers AKA “VHS Head Cleaners”
ALBOLENE
When I first joined BateWorld and started connecting with other masturbators, I had never heard of Albolene, commonly referred to just as “Albo.” Sure, I could see the signature white tub with the blue lid in a lot of bate vids, and I could surmise that guys were using this greasy white substance as lube for a bate session. But surely I didn’t need it, right?
Well…if enough people like something, there’s usually a reason. You know why pizza is most people’s favorite food? Because it’s f*cking delicious. You know why people like to org*sm? Because it feels incredible. So when I really thought about it, I realized I needed to try every bator’s favorite lube for myself.
Let me tell you, bators, it is a revelation.
Albolene is sold in most drugstores as a makeup remover. I easily found it at my local pharmacy, ponied up the cash, and hurried home to pull down my pants and give this Albo a trial run. And let me tell you, bators, it is a revelation. It lasts a long time, it provides just the right amount of grease and friction, and it feels amazing. It really is the perfect lube if you’re planning on beating your meat for an extended session. The only downside is that it can be a little messy. If you’re surfing p*rn on any device, it will get insanely greasy, and definitely make sure you’re sitting on a towel on any even halfway decent furniture. But wow your penis will feel amazing.
And just as there are some strange people who don’t like pizza, there are certainly plenty of bators that don’t like Albo. The most popular substitute for dedicated boner-beaters is coconut oil, which I also highly recommend. It’s easily available, it’s easier to clean up, plus it tastes great if you’re a guy who likes to lap up his precum while he’s in the bate zone.
VHS HEAD CLEANERS
(alkyl nitritesthat areinhaled. Most widely sold products include the originalisoamyl nitrite or isopentyl nitrite, andisopropyl nitrite.)
Call me a late bloomer, but I was in my 40s when I got deeply involved in the bate community, and I had never tried head cleaners. Perhaps even more surprising, I didn’t even really know what they were or why anyone would do them. And yet, like it or not, they seemed to be a part of the bate life for lots of guys I was meeting, so…what the heck are they and why do so many bators love them?
For a quick rundown of what they are, usage, safety, and effects you can read more about that HERE.
Quick disclaimer: I am in no way recommending that anyone do them. I mean, this is a substance known as Poppers “Solvents” that is sold as “VHS Head Cleaner” or “Room Odorizer,” so clearly it’s not healthy for you to sniff into your lungs. I’m just here to tell you why people like them if you’ve never tried them before.
To use , which can be bought on-line or in person in many sex shops or even in bodegas in many big cities, is to open the bottle (which makes a “pop” sound, hence the name) and take a sniff of it through your nose. Shortly after you take a huff, your heart rate will increase, your body will relax, your skin will probably flush a bit, and you’ll feel a real heady rush. The effects last a very short time, generally only a minute to two minutes. (Do I need to point out that you should not get them directly on your skin or ingest the actual liquid into your body? Never do that.) Users then put the top back on the bottle between huffs so the liquid doesn’t evaporate. When you’re not using them, they are best kept in the freezer or fridge to avoid losing potency.
Now what’s this got to do with masturbating? Well the first time I took a huff, I immediately just couldn’t believe how good stroking my erection felt. I didn’t need p*rn anymore because wow my co*ck was just so freaking beautiful. I just stared at it, stroked it, squeezed it, and literally moaned in pleasure because I was so deeply in love with my co*ck and how it made me feel. Head-cleaners took me to a very deep place in my bate session that I didn’t know existed.
The first time I took a huff, I immediately just couldn’t believe how good stroking my erection felt.
I use them very infrequently. But even if I never use them again, they showed me a level of masturbation I’d never reached before. I can certainly capture that feeling now without the aid or any substances. But like most drugs, people wouldn’t use them if they weren’t at least a little bit fun.
For more articles byBateWorldmember and author Digg, gohere.
For More Bator Terminology:
If you’re new to the bator community, there will no doubt be some unfamiliar terms that pop up while you’re making all your new penis friends. But never fear: We are here to make sure you don’t have to interrupt the up-and-down to educate yourself.
I started off with Edging and Cum Denial which you can read here. Today we’re going to talk about some basic bator favorites: Albolene and Poppers AKA “VHS Head Cleaners”
ALBOLENE
When I first joined BateWorld and started connecting with other masturbators, I had never heard of Albolene, commonly referred to just as “Albo.” Sure, I could see the signature white tub with the blue lid in a lot of bate vids, and I could surmise that guys were using this greasy white substance as lube for a bate session. But surely I didn’t need it, right?
Well…if enough people like something, there’s usually a reason. You know why pizza is most people’s favorite food? Because it’s f*cking delicious. You know why people like to org*sm? Because it feels incredible. So when I really thought about it, I realized I needed to try every bator’s favorite lube for myself.
Let me tell you, bators, it is a revelation.
Albolene is sold in most drugstores as a makeup remover. I easily found it at my local pharmacy, ponied up the cash, and hurried home to pull down my pants and give this Albo a trial run. And let me tell you, bators, it is a revelation. It lasts a long time, it provides just the right amount of grease and friction, and it feels amazing. It really is the perfect lube if you’re planning on beating your meat for an extended session. The only downside is that it can be a little messy. If you’re surfing p*rn on any device, it will get insanely greasy, and definitely make sure you’re sitting on a towel on any even halfway decent furniture. But wow your penis will feel amazing.
And just as there are some strange people who don’t like pizza, there are certainly plenty of bators that don’t like Albo. The most popular substitute for dedicated boner-beaters is coconut oil, which I also highly recommend. It’s easily available, it’s easier to clean up, plus it tastes great if you’re a guy who likes to lap up his precum while he’s in the bate zone.
VHS HEAD CLEANERS
(alkyl nitritesthat areinhaled. Most widely sold products include the originalisoamyl nitrite or isopentyl nitrite, andisopropyl nitrite.)
Call me a late bloomer, but I was in my 40s when I got deeply involved in the bate community, and I had never tried head cleaners. Perhaps even more surprising, I didn’t even really know what they were or why anyone would do them. And yet, like it or not, they seemed to be a part of the bate life for lots of guys I was meeting, so…what the heck are they and why do so many bators love them?
For a quick rundown of what they are, usage, safety, and effects you can read more about that HERE.
Quick disclaimer: I am in no way recommending that anyone do them. I mean, this is a substance known as Poppers “Solvents” that is sold as “VHS Head Cleaner” or “Room Odorizer,” so clearly it’s not healthy for you to sniff into your lungs. I’m just here to tell you why people like them if you’ve never tried them before.
To use , which can be bought on-line or in person in many sex shops or even in bodegas in many big cities, is to open the bottle (which makes a “pop” sound, hence the name) and take a sniff of it through your nose. Shortly after you take a huff, your heart rate will increase, your body will relax, your skin will probably flush a bit, and you’ll feel a real heady rush. The effects last a very short time, generally only a minute to two minutes. (Do I need to point out that you should not get them directly on your skin or ingest the actual liquid into your body? Never do that.) Users then put the top back on the bottle between huffs so the liquid doesn’t evaporate. When you’re not using them, they are best kept in the freezer or fridge to avoid losing potency.
Now what’s this got to do with masturbating? Well the first time I took a huff, I immediately just couldn’t believe how good stroking my erection felt. I didn’t need p*rn anymore because wow my co*ck was just so freaking beautiful. I just stared at it, stroked it, squeezed it, and literally moaned in pleasure because I was so deeply in love with my co*ck and how it made me feel. Head-cleaners took me to a very deep place in my bate session that I didn’t know existed.
The first time I took a huff, I immediately just couldn’t believe how good stroking my erection felt.
I use them very infrequently. But even if I never use them again, they showed me a level of masturbation I’d never reached before. I can certainly capture that feeling now without the aid or any substances. But like most drugs, people wouldn’t use them if they weren’t at least a little bit fun.
For more articles byBateWorldmember and author Digg, gohere.
For More Bator Terminology:
